Alright, folks, gather ’round and meet Dutch! He’s not just a dog, he’s a tiny, ten-pound diplomat in a fur coat. Think James Bond, but instead of martinis, he prefers a delicate nibble of kibble.

Dutch is a gentleman of the highest order. He’s so sophisticated, he probably critiques your wine selection when you’re not looking. He’s also a master negotiator – he’s already brokered peace treaties between dogs, cats, and even those tiny, unpredictable humans you call “children.”

He’s got the dapper good looks of a silent film star and the refined manners of a royal corgi, minus the crown and the paparazzi. He’s so proper, he probably corrects your grammar in his sleep.

So, if you’re looking for a tiny, handsome, and impeccably behaved companion who will elevate your social standing just by existing, Dutch is your man! (Or, you know, your dog.) Just be prepared for him to occasionally judge your choice of throw pillows. Apply now, because a gentleman like this won’t be on the market for long. He’s probably already negotiating a book deal.

Complete an Adoption Application and schedule a meet and greet with Dutch today!