Alright, listen up, ya Mutts! You wanna hear the story of Joe Pesci? Yeah, this Joe Pesci. The four-legged kind. Don’t let the name fool ya, see? This ain’t no tough guy, even if he looks like he could be. He’s more like… a tough cookie, understand? Sweet as cannoli filling.

Joe Pesci, he’s seen things, alright? Things you wouldn’t believe. We’re talkin’ the real hard knock life. Chains, cold, the whole shebang. Forget Goodfellas, this was more like… Badfellas. But he’s a survivor, see? A real wise guy… in the best way possible. Now, he’s landed himself a sweet gig. A foster home.

Warm bed, good food, belly rubs – the works. He’s gone from iced-over puddles to plush pillows. From shivering to… well, he probably still shivers a little, he’s seen some stuff. But now it’s from pure joy!

He’s been checked out by the best vets – the real pros, understand? He’s been given the full treatment. He’s ready for his furever family. Yeah, you heard me right. Furever. It’s like forever, but… furrier.

So, if you’re looking for a partner in crime – a cuddle crime, that is – Joe Pesci is your guy. He’s a lover, not a fighter. He’s a… a goodfella. Get it? Forget about the past, he’s ready for a fresh start. A new family. A warm lap. And maybe, just maybe, a little bit of your lasagna. Don’t tell him I said that. He’s got a reputation to uphold, ya know?

Even if it’s all a big, lovable, sweet-as-pie act. Now go on, fill out that application. He’s waitin’. And don’t… don’t make him wait too long. Capiche?

Joe Pesci's adoption fee includes 2 free training sessions from Jack's Legacy, 50% off further training from Jack's Legacy, and 50% off 2 months of service from Parapooper Scoopers (adopter(s) must reside in service area).

Complete an Adoption Application and schedule a meet and greet with Joe Pesci today!

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